Rahul Gandhi, Soniya Gandhi and Manmohan Singh comedy jocks

Rahul Gandhi: Mujhe desh ki bahut fikr hai, par main “Satyamev Jayte” nahin dekh paaunga!
Aamir Khan: Kyun?
Rahul Gandhi: Kyunki uss time “Chhota Bheem” aata hai....

Rahul Gandhi :
Mom hum is desh ko
kab tak lootenge??
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Sonia :
‘JAB TAK HAI JAAN’
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Rahul Gandhi :
Hamari help kaun
karega??
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Sonia
‘SON OF SARDAR’

Manmohan Singh Ek Bacche Ki Samjh Ki Pariksha Le Rahe The.

Manmohan: Agar Samundar Ke Bich Main apple Ka Pedh Ho to Apple Kaise Todoge?
Baccha: Mannu Uncle, Chidiya Bankar.
Manmohan: Aadmi Ko Chidiya Tum Banaoge?
Baccha: To Samundar Ke Bichh Main Apple Aap Ugayenge?

Sonia: Mannu Ji! Aapko Pata Hai, Jeene Ke Liye Oxygen Bahut Jaruri Hai. Ishki Khoj 1773 Main Hui Thi.
Mannu Ji: Sach Medam!! Accha Hua Mein Baad Main Paida Hua Warna To Main Mar Hi Jata

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