Karni hai khuda se ek guzarish ke Teri Dosti ke siva koi bandgi na mile… Har janam mein mile dost tere jaisa Ya phir kabhi zindgi na mile… Har din ye dil akela hota hai, Har ek pal uske bina adhura hota hai, Koi yaad karta h koi...
Showing posts with label jocks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jocks. Show all posts
Thursday, 9 July 2015
Friday, 21 March 2014
Rahul Gandhi, Soniya Gandhi and Manmohan Singh comedy jocks
Rahul Gandhi: Mujhe desh ki bahut fikr hai, par main “Satyamev Jayte” nahin dekh paaunga! Aamir Khan: Kyun? Rahul Gandhi: Kyunki uss time “Chhota Bheem” aata hai.... Rahul Gandhi : Mom hum is desh ko kab tak lootenge?? . . Sonia : ‘JAB TAK HAI JAAN’ . ....
Wednesday, 1 January 2014
New year messages
Another Day, Another Month, Another Year. Another Smile, Another Tear, Another Winter, A Summer Too, But There Will Never Be Another You! May Lovely, Happy Times Decorate This Time Of The Season. May Warm, Special Memories Brighten Your New Year. Before the golden sun sets, 2013's calendar is...
Sunday, 29 December 2013
Santa Banta
Santa (Bete Banta se): Tumhare social studies me itne kam marks kyo aaye hai? Banta :Papa social studies me question tab ke the, jab main paida bhi nahin hua tha!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Santa: Yaar Ghajini movie mein Aamir ne itni solid body kaise banaye hogi? . . . ....
Comedy sms
Boy: Xcuse MeGirl: Jee KahiyeBoy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf SeApko Happy Mother’s DAY…. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Girl: I Like Ur ‘Teeth’.Boy: Oh Really, Why?Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color.(_”)<||_/\ .. Hight of Insult ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Girl - ur name?boy- black lionG -r u joking?B - no, it means...
Friday, 27 December 2013
latest Jocks
Wife drinking WHISKEY, asked “Tum kaun ho?” . . . Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya? Apne husband ko bhool gayi? . . . . Wife: Nasha har gum bhula deta hai…. “Bhaisaab”..!!:D ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Har mulakat par waqt ka takaza hua, Jab jab use dekha dil ka dard...
New hindi shayari
Khushi Ke Aasu Rukne Na Dena Gum Ke Aasu Bahne Na Dena Yeh Zindagi Na Jane Kab Ruk Jayegi Magar Ye Pyari Si Relationsip Kabhi Tutne Na Dena… Rab se aap ki khushi maangte hain, duaon mein aapki hasi maangte hain, sochte hai aapse kya maange, chalo aap...
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