Latest whatsapp status in Hindi

• Karni hai khuda se ek guzarish ke Teri Dosti ke siva koi bandgi na mile… Har janam mein mile dost tere jaisa Ya phir kabhi zindgi na mile…

• Har din ye dil akela hota hai, Har ek pal uske bina adhura hota hai, Koi yaad karta h koi bhoola deta hai, Par har ek friend zaroori hota hai…

• Zindagi ki rahon mein jab aage aage jaoge, Peeche ek saya tum har dum paoge, Mudke dekhoge to tanhai hogi, Agar mehsoos karoge to hum ko paoge…

• Aap ke pehelu mein do pal ki zindagi hai bohot, Ek pal ki khushi,Ek pal ki hansi hi hai bohot, Humein duniya pehechane yaa naa pehechane, aap k zehen mein maujudgi hi hai bohot…

• Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai. Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai Khud to msg karte nahi hai, Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai…

• Hum aise aashiq hain, Jo gulab ko kamal bana denge, uski ek ada pe gazal bna denge, agar wo aa gaye zindagi main to kasam se JALANDHAR mai bhi TAJ MAHAL bna denge

• Jis pal aap Dil se muskuraoge, apni hasi mein hamari jhalak paoge, na samjhna ki saath chhod diya humne, Dil ki nazron se dekhna hamein, hamesha apne paas paoge...

• Mai har kisi k liye apne aap ko accha sabit nhi kr skta ….Lekin mai un ke liye BEHATREEN hu , Jo mujhe Samajhte hai

• No one is busy in this world. Its all about priorities!

• Yaaro Ki Mehfil Aise Jamai Jati Hai, Kholne Se Pehle Botal Hilai Jati Hai.

By: Unknown On 10:47

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Rahul Gandhi, Soniya Gandhi and Manmohan Singh comedy jocks

Rahul Gandhi: Mujhe desh ki bahut fikr hai, par main “Satyamev Jayte” nahin dekh paaunga!
Aamir Khan: Kyun?
Rahul Gandhi: Kyunki uss time “Chhota Bheem” aata hai....

Rahul Gandhi :
Mom hum is desh ko
kab tak lootenge??
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Sonia :
‘JAB TAK HAI JAAN’
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Rahul Gandhi :
Hamari help kaun
karega??
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Sonia
‘SON OF SARDAR’

Manmohan Singh Ek Bacche Ki Samjh Ki Pariksha Le Rahe The.

Manmohan: Agar Samundar Ke Bich Main apple Ka Pedh Ho to Apple Kaise Todoge?
Baccha: Mannu Uncle, Chidiya Bankar.
Manmohan: Aadmi Ko Chidiya Tum Banaoge?
Baccha: To Samundar Ke Bichh Main Apple Aap Ugayenge?

Sonia: Mannu Ji! Aapko Pata Hai, Jeene Ke Liye Oxygen Bahut Jaruri Hai. Ishki Khoj 1773 Main Hui Thi.
Mannu Ji: Sach Medam!! Accha Hua Mein Baad Main Paida Hua Warna To Main Mar Hi Jata

By: Unknown On 00:27

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New year messages

Another Day, Another Month, Another Year.

Another Smile, Another Tear, Another Winter,

A Summer Too, But

There Will Never Be Another You!

May Lovely, Happy Times

Decorate This Time Of The Season.

May Warm, Special Memories Brighten Your New Year.

Before the golden sun sets,

2013's calendar is destroyed,

And mobile networks get jammed,

I wish in 2014 every moment is enjoyed

Wishing you a fabulous 2014

with full of great achievements and experiences.

A meaningful chapter waiting

to be written Happy New Year!

When The Clock Strikes Twelve On December 31st,

People All Over The World Cheer And Wish Each Other A Very Happy New Year.

For Some, This Event Is No More Than A Change Of A Calendar.

For Others, The New Year Symbolizes The Beginning Of A Better Tomorrow.

So, If You Look Forward To A Good Year Ahead,

Spread Happiness With These Wonderful New Year Wishes.

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations,

New is the resolution, new are the spirits and

Forever my warm wishes are for you.

Have a promising and fulfilling New Year.

Like birds, let us,

Leave behind what we dont need to carry,

Grudges Sadness Pain Fear And Regrets.

Life is beautiful, Enjoy it.

Happy New Year 2014

You are a dreamer,

And you are an achiever.

May you dream and achieve bigger feats,

With every passing year.

All the best for the New Year.

By: Unknown On 00:52

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Santa Banta

Santa (Bete Banta se): Tumhare social studies me itne kam marks kyo aaye hai?
Banta :Papa social studies me question tab ke the, jab main paida bhi nahin hua tha!!

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Santa: Yaar Ghajini movie mein Aamir ne itni solid body kaise banaye hogi?
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Banta – Arey jab wo gym se wapas aata tha to 15 minutes ke baad bhool jata tha aur phir wapas gym chala jata tha..

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Fighter pilot Santa, kamyabi ke baad apna Plane land karne pe bahut khush hua..
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Niche utarne pe ground staff ne usey turant welcome kiya aur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage..
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Santa (fakr se): Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 tank ko mara hai..
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Ground Staff: Wo sab to theek hai lekin sir ji apne1 galti kar di..
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Santa :Kaun si galti?
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Ground Staff: Bas aap isi khushi me Pakistan me hi land kar gaye hain!!

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Santa Singh was Reading Newspaper Headlines…
“Indian Athlete lost gold medal in long jump”
Santa Comments:
“Idiot, who told him to wear gold medal while jumping”

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Salesman: Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
Santa Bola:
“Ji Nahin, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!”
Salesman Fainted !!

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Sir: Define Energy ?
Santa Sardar: Sir poora nahin aata hai, thoda last ka pata hai, bas.
Sir: Thik hai, koi baat nahin, jitna aata hai utna bolo.
Santa: “and this is called Energy……”

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Ek baar Santa Singh ne ek MENDAK se puchha ki ‘Sardaro me dimag hota hai’?
Mendak bola: nahin, Aur paani mein kood gaya.
Santa Sardar pura din sochta raha isme SUICIDE karne wali kya baat thi ?

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Comedy sms

Boy: Xcuse Me
Girl: Jee Kahiye
Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother’s DAY….

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Girl: I Like Ur ‘Teeth’.
Boy: Oh Really, Why?
Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color.
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_/\ .. Hight of Insult

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Girl - ur name?
boy- black lion
G -r u joking?
B - no, it means kaalu singh.
and ur's
girl- Soft underwear
boy-r u joking?
girl-no it means komal chadda.

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Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?
Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.

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A Cockroach To A Young Guy:
"I Can Make Your Girlfriend Scream,
More Louder Than You Can...

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If Mallika Shehrawat plays Dropadi in Mahabharat..
Duryodhan will say... Dussashan, pehna do bhabhi
ko saari, hum bhi to dekhen yeh vastron mein kaisi lagti hai...

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Snta-Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H?
Bnta-Gane K Liye,
Snta-Aur Ye Bada Wala?
Bnta-Apna Gana Band Krne K Lie

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In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

By: Unknown On 21:41

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latest Jocks

Wife drinking WHISKEY,
asked “Tum kaun ho?”
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Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
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Wife: Nasha har gum bhula deta hai…. “Bhaisaab”..!!:D

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Har mulakat par waqt ka takaza hua,
Jab jab use dekha dil ka dard taza hua,
Suni thi sirf gazal mein judai ki bate,
Ab khud par biti to haqiqat ka andza hua.

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Ban kar ehsas meri dhadkan ke paas rehte ho,
Tasvir ban kar meri ankhon ke paas Rehte ho,
Puchna hai bas ek sawal..
Humse dur hokar kya aap bhi Udaas rehte ho.

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A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for there anniversary
and then his wife didn’t speak to him for 6 months.

Was the neclace fake?
No. that was deal..!! :’D

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Kadmo ki duri se dilo ke fasle nahi badte,
Dur hone se dosti ka ahsas nahi marte,
Kuch kadmo ka fasla hi sahi hamre bech,
par koi pal nahi jab aapko hum yaad nahi karte.

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Kabhi noton ke liye mare,
Kabhi voton ke liye mare,
Kabhi jat-pat ke naam par mare,
Agar hote Vir Bhagat Singh to kehte “Yaar Sukhdev,
Hum bhi kin logon ke liye mare.

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Ye zamin ki fitrat hai ki har chiz ko sokh leti hai,

Warna

In aankho se girne wale aansuo ka ek alag Samundar hota…

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My Heart is like an open book,

It depends on how u read me,
dont judge me by my cover,
Look in discover I’ll be true friend forever..

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Kitna pyaar karte hum unse,
Kaash unhe bhi ye ehsas ho jaye,
Kahi aisa na ho ki woh hosh mein tab aaye
Jab hum KISI AUR ke ho jaye.

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Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua…
Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain..

(‘,’)/ Oh my God
<) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA
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By: Unknown On 22:50

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New hindi shayari

Khushi Ke Aasu Rukne Na Dena

Gum Ke Aasu Bahne Na Dena

Yeh Zindagi Na Jane Kab Ruk Jayegi

Magar Ye Pyari Si Relationsip Kabhi Tutne Na Dena…

Rab se aap ki khushi maangte hain,

duaon mein aapki hasi maangte hain,

sochte hai aapse kya maange,

chalo aap se umar bhar ki mohabbat maangte hain…

Aapki Aankhen Uchi Hui To Dua Ban Gai

Neechi Hui To Haya Ban Gai

Jo Jhuk Kar Uthi To Khata Ban Gai

Aur Uth Kar Jhuki To Ada Ban Gai…

Manjil Insaal Ke Hausle Ajmati Hai..

Sapnon Ke Parde Ankhon Se Hatati Hai

Kisi Bhi Baat Se Himmat Na Harna…

Dhokar he Insaan Ko Chalna Sikhati Hai..!!

By: Unknown On 20:31

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