Santa (Bete Banta se): Tumhare social studies me itne kam marks kyo aaye hai?
Banta :Papa social studies me question tab ke the, jab main paida bhi nahin hua tha!!
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Banta – Arey jab wo gym se wapas aata tha to 15 minutes ke baad bhool jata tha aur phir wapas gym chala jata tha..
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Niche utarne pe ground staff ne usey turant welcome kiya aur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage..
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Santa (fakr se): Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 tank ko mara hai..
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Ground Staff: Wo sab to theek hai lekin sir ji apne1 galti kar di..
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Santa :Kaun si galti?
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Ground Staff: Bas aap isi khushi me Pakistan me hi land kar gaye hain!!
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“Indian Athlete lost gold medal in long jump”
Santa Comments:
“Idiot, who told him to wear gold medal while jumping”
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Santa Bola:
“Ji Nahin, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!”
Salesman Fainted !!
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Sir: Define Energy ?
Santa Sardar: Sir poora nahin aata hai, thoda last ka pata hai, bas.
Sir: Thik hai, koi baat nahin, jitna aata hai utna bolo.
Santa: “and this is called Energy……”
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Mendak bola: nahin, Aur paani mein kood gaya.
Santa Sardar pura din sochta raha isme SUICIDE karne wali kya baat thi ?
