The best time in your LIFE is
when you say...
Yes..!! I am Fine..
And
Someone Looks into your Eyes &
Says: Enough...!!
"Now tell me the Truth"...
Showing posts with label messages. Show all posts
Showing posts with label messages. Show all posts
Tuesday, 21 January 2014
Sunday, 19 January 2014
Value of place in Heart
Value of place in Heart
Don't give special
place to any one in your Heart,
It's easy to give that but
it hurts More when they Don't know the
VALUE OF THAT PLACE!!!
Saturday, 18 January 2014
Love quotes and message
A boy gave a girl 13 roser,
one was fake,
then the boy said to the girl,
i will love you till the last rose dies....
Saturday, 11 January 2014
Valantine message
If You Wanna Win A Girl:
Surprise Her, Give Her Long Hugs,
Make Her Feel Safe,
Give Her Forehead Kisses,
& Good morning Messages.
I have a pair of eyes but cant C u everyday,
i have a pair of ears but cant hear u every time,
but i have Heart that Loves u every time,
n says i love you.
Love is like a chewing gum,
it tastes only in the beginning!
But friendship is like chocolate,
it tastes till it ends!
Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
The Smallest Word
Is "I"
The Sweetest Word
Is "LOVE"
And
The Dearest Person
In The World
Is "YOU"
That's Why
I LOVE YOU
valantine message
What is love?
LOVE
Is The
Condition
In Which
The Happiness
Of Another Person
Is
Essential
To Your Own...
Anyone can love a Rose but
No one will love a leaf that made the Rose.
Dont love someone who is beautiful
but love the one who can make your life beatiful.
Happy Rose Day..!
When you kiss me
without uttering a single word,
you speak to my soul..
Happy Kiss Day!
Happiness is like a kiss
It feels best when you
Give it to someone else!
Happy Kiss Day!
Kiss is the first step to show
How much I love you,
How much I think about you,
How much I miss you
And show that I trust you...
Happy Kiss Day!
A Hug Doesn't Only Mean To
Have Someone In Your Arms
But To Relax That Person From
All Sorrows And Realise Them
That There Is Someone Who Has
Devoted Their Life Just
To Make You Smile Bright.
God has gifted me these arms
So that I can delightfully hug you
And fill you up with charm
Happy Hug Day!
Tuesday, 7 January 2014
Santa Banta Jokes
Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.....
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banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar....
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SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do...
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Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena...
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Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya...
Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
Santa : Par Janab
Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise...
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Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool" to
Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.'...
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Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai
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santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada?
doctor-konsa game khelteho?
santa-mobile mai snake wala
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santa=mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya
banta=fir kya kiya?
santa=maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.
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Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai
Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.
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Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.
Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai....
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santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao
banta:kyo?
santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai...
Thursday, 2 January 2014
Birthday messages
Happy Birthday
Yahi dua karta hu khuda se,
aapki zindigi mein koi Gam na ho,
Janamdin per mile hazaro khusiyan,
chahe unme shaamil hum na ho....
B4 1 Day,
B4 2 Night,
B4 2 Sunsets,
B4 msg charges high,
B4 network jam,
B4 someone wishes U,
I wishe U In advance
A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
God Bless U.....!!!!
Wish you a many many happy returns of the day.
May God bless you with health,
wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...
Sweetheart! u r so beautiful,
my love 4u will always b true,
here’s a wish 4 my darling…
may all your dreams come true
I wish u a very happy birthday.
with lots of love and kisses…
from a heart that beats… just 4 you....
Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya
hoga,
Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya
hoga,
Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya
hoga,
Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu,
Jis din aapko yahan bhej ker, khud
ko akela paya hoga .
happy birthday to u :-D
sall bad ye din aaya hai,
apane sang khushiyo ki bahar laya hai...
hakikat me to apase na mil payenge
lekin sapane me hi apako wish karenge
Happy Birthday...
!!!
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Happy Birthday
Ye lo Meri Taraf Se Birthday Cake
Ab ye mat kehna k hum kanjos hain....
Wednesday, 1 January 2014
New year messages
Another Day, Another Month, Another Year.
Another Smile, Another Tear, Another Winter,
A Summer Too, But
There Will Never Be Another You!
May Lovely, Happy Times
Decorate This Time Of The Season.
May Warm, Special Memories Brighten Your New Year.
Before the golden sun sets,
2013's calendar is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2014 every moment is enjoyed
Wishing you a fabulous 2014
with full of great achievements and experiences.
A meaningful chapter waiting
to be written Happy New Year!
When The Clock Strikes Twelve On December 31st,
People All Over The World Cheer And Wish Each Other A Very Happy New Year.
For Some, This Event Is No More Than A Change Of A Calendar.
For Others, The New Year Symbolizes The Beginning Of A Better Tomorrow.
So, If You Look Forward To A Good Year Ahead,
Spread Happiness With These Wonderful New Year Wishes.
New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations,
New is the resolution, new are the spirits and
Forever my warm wishes are for you.
Have a promising and fulfilling New Year.
Like birds, let us,
Leave behind what we dont need to carry,
Grudges Sadness Pain Fear And Regrets.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it.
Happy New Year 2014
You are a dreamer,
And you are an achiever.
May you dream and achieve bigger feats,
With every passing year.
All the best for the New Year.
New year message
Before the golden sun sets,
old calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed.
Jab Musharaf Pakistan Se Bhag Skta He
Zardari President Bn Skta He
Peshawar Me 1 Din Phle Chand Nazr A Skta He
Pakistan Ireland Se Har Skta He
Pappu Pass Ho Skta He
Munni Bechaari Bdnam Ho Skti He
2 Nain Mast Ho Sakte Hn
Shiela Jawan ho sakti hai...
Pyaj 70 rupaye ho sakta hai
To Phir Me Kya.
Receive my simple gift of Love
Wrapped with Sincerity
Tied with care and
Sealed with blessings
2 Keep you happy and safe all the life long.
Happy New Year
Keep the smile, leave the tears.
Think of Joy and forget your fears.
Here I am wishing you a very happy new year.
New is the year, new are the hopes and aspirations,
New is the resolution, new are the spirits
Forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year.
May Every Moment Of Coming
New Year Brings Happiness And
Prosperity In Life, Enjoy The Every
Moment Of Life. Happy New Year 2014.
Its Time To Welcome The Fresh
New Year With Fresh Hope,
Fresh Expectations, Forget The Past Just
Think About Ahead. Happy New Year
New Days, New Time, New Moments
Ahead Are Waiting For You, May
These 365 Days Light Up Your Life,
Happy New Year 2014.
Year’s end is neither an end
nor a beginning
but a going on,
with all the wisdom
that experience
can instill in us.
Happy New Year.
There have been many time in 2013
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u.
today I just wanna tell you.
I plan to continue it in 2014.
With all the Rose’s Perfume
& with all the lights in the world
& with all the children Smiles…
I Wish U that your all dreams comes True..
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014*
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!
A Happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I’ve played the friend
Have lived and loved and labored here
And made of it a happy new year 2014.
Sunday, 29 December 2013
Santa Banta
Santa (Bete Banta se): Tumhare social studies me itne kam marks kyo aaye hai?
Banta :Papa social studies me question tab ke the, jab main paida bhi nahin hua tha!!
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Banta – Arey jab wo gym se wapas aata tha to 15 minutes ke baad bhool jata tha aur phir wapas gym chala jata tha..
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Niche utarne pe ground staff ne usey turant welcome kiya aur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage..
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Santa (fakr se): Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 tank ko mara hai..
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Ground Staff: Wo sab to theek hai lekin sir ji apne1 galti kar di..
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Santa :Kaun si galti?
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Ground Staff: Bas aap isi khushi me Pakistan me hi land kar gaye hain!!
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“Indian Athlete lost gold medal in long jump”
Santa Comments:
“Idiot, who told him to wear gold medal while jumping”
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Santa Bola:
“Ji Nahin, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!”
Salesman Fainted !!
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Sir: Define Energy ?
Santa Sardar: Sir poora nahin aata hai, thoda last ka pata hai, bas.
Sir: Thik hai, koi baat nahin, jitna aata hai utna bolo.
Santa: “and this is called Energy……”
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Mendak bola: nahin, Aur paani mein kood gaya.
Santa Sardar pura din sochta raha isme SUICIDE karne wali kya baat thi ?
Comedy sms
Boy: Xcuse Me
Girl: Jee Kahiye
Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother’s DAY….
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Boy: Oh Really, Why?
Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color.
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_/\ .. Hight of Insult
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boy- black lion
G -r u joking?
B - no, it means kaalu singh.
and ur's
girl- Soft underwear
boy-r u joking?
girl-no it means komal chadda.
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Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?
Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.
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A Cockroach To A Young Guy:
"I Can Make Your Girlfriend Scream,
More Louder Than You Can...
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If Mallika Shehrawat plays Dropadi in Mahabharat..
Duryodhan will say... Dussashan, pehna do bhabhi
ko saari, hum bhi to dekhen yeh vastron mein kaisi lagti hai...
Snta-Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H?
Bnta-Gane K Liye,
Snta-Aur Ye Bada Wala?
Bnta-Apna Gana Band Krne K Lie
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In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
Friday, 27 December 2013
latest Jocks
Wife drinking WHISKEY,
asked “Tum kaun ho?”
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Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
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Wife: Nasha har gum bhula deta hai…. “Bhaisaab”..!!:D
Jab jab use dekha dil ka dard taza hua,
Suni thi sirf gazal mein judai ki bate,
Ab khud par biti to haqiqat ka andza hua.
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Tasvir ban kar meri ankhon ke paas Rehte ho,
Puchna hai bas ek sawal..
Humse dur hokar kya aap bhi Udaas rehte ho.
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and then his wife didn’t speak to him for 6 months.
Was the neclace fake?
No. that was deal..!! :’D
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Dur hone se dosti ka ahsas nahi marte,
Kuch kadmo ka fasla hi sahi hamre bech,
par koi pal nahi jab aapko hum yaad nahi karte.
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Kabhi voton ke liye mare,
Kabhi jat-pat ke naam par mare,
Agar hote Vir Bhagat Singh to kehte “Yaar Sukhdev,
Hum bhi kin logon ke liye mare.
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Warna
In aankho se girne wale aansuo ka ek alag Samundar hota…
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My Heart is like an open book,
It depends on how u read me,dont judge me by my cover,
Look in discover I’ll be true friend forever..
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Kaash unhe bhi ye ehsas ho jaye,
Kahi aisa na ho ki woh hosh mein tab aaye
Jab hum KISI AUR ke ho jaye.
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Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain..
(‘,’)/ Oh my God
<) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA
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New hindi shayari
Khushi Ke Aasu Rukne Na Dena
Gum Ke Aasu Bahne Na Dena
Yeh Zindagi Na Jane Kab Ruk Jayegi
Magar Ye Pyari Si Relationsip Kabhi Tutne Na Dena…
Rab se aap ki khushi maangte hain,
duaon mein aapki hasi maangte hain,
sochte hai aapse kya maange,
chalo aap se umar bhar ki mohabbat maangte hain…
Aapki Aankhen Uchi Hui To Dua Ban Gai
Neechi Hui To Haya Ban Gai
Jo Jhuk Kar Uthi To Khata Ban Gai
Aur Uth Kar Jhuki To Ada Ban Gai…
Manjil Insaal Ke Hausle Ajmati Hai..
Sapnon Ke Parde Ankhon Se Hatati Hai
Kisi Bhi Baat Se Himmat Na Harna…
Dhokar he Insaan Ko Chalna Sikhati Hai..!!
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