Showing posts with label messages. Show all posts
Showing posts with label messages. Show all posts

Tuesday, 21 January 2014

Sunday, 19 January 2014

Saturday, 11 January 2014

Valantine message

Valantine message

If You Wanna Win A Girl: Surprise Her, Give Her Long Hugs, Make Her Feel Safe, Give Her Forehead Kisses, & Good morning Messages. I have a pair of eyes but cant C u everyday, i have a pair of ears but cant hear u every time, but...
valantine message

valantine message

What is love? LOVE Is The Condition In Which The Happiness Of Another Person Is Essential To Your Own... Anyone can love a Rose but  No one will love a leaf that made the Rose.  Dont love someone who is beautiful  but love the one who can make...

Tuesday, 7 January 2014

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi..... ======================================================================== santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar...

Thursday, 2 January 2014

Birthday messages

Birthday messages

Happy Birthday Yahi dua karta hu khuda se, aapki zindigi mein koi Gam na ho, Janamdin per mile hazaro khusiyan, chahe unme shaamil hum na ho.... B4 1 Day, B4 2 Night, B4 2 Sunsets, B4 msg charges high, B4 network jam, B4 someone wishes U, I wishe...

Wednesday, 1 January 2014

New year messages

New year messages

Another Day, Another Month, Another Year. Another Smile, Another Tear, Another Winter, A Summer Too, But There Will Never Be Another You! May Lovely, Happy Times Decorate This Time Of The Season. May Warm, Special Memories Brighten Your New Year. Before the golden sun sets, 2013's calendar is...
New year message

New year message

Before the golden sun sets, old calender is destroyed, And mobile networks get jammed, I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed. Jab Musharaf Pakistan Se Bhag Skta He Zardari President Bn Skta He Peshawar Me 1 Din Phle Chand Nazr A Skta He Pakistan Ireland Se...

Sunday, 29 December 2013

Santa Banta

Santa Banta

Santa (Bete Banta se): Tumhare social studies me itne kam marks kyo aaye hai? Banta :Papa social studies me question tab ke the, jab main paida bhi nahin hua tha!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Santa: Yaar Ghajini movie mein Aamir ne itni solid body kaise banaye hogi? . . . ....
Comedy sms

Comedy sms

Boy: Xcuse MeGirl: Jee KahiyeBoy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf SeApko Happy Mother’s DAY…. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Girl: I Like Ur ‘Teeth’.Boy: Oh Really, Why?Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color.(_”)<||_/\ .. Hight of Insult ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Girl - ur name?boy- black lionG -r u joking?B - no, it means...

Friday, 27 December 2013

latest Jocks

latest Jocks

Wife drinking WHISKEY, asked “Tum kaun ho?” . . . Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya? Apne husband ko bhool gayi? . . . . Wife: Nasha har gum bhula deta hai…. “Bhaisaab”..!!:D ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Har mulakat par waqt ka takaza hua, Jab jab use dekha dil ka dard...
New hindi shayari

New hindi shayari

Khushi Ke Aasu Rukne Na Dena Gum Ke Aasu Bahne Na Dena Yeh Zindagi Na Jane Kab Ruk Jayegi Magar Ye Pyari Si Relationsip Kabhi Tutne Na Dena… Rab se aap ki khushi maangte hain, duaon mein aapki hasi maangte hain, sochte hai aapse kya maange, chalo aap...

 

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