latest Jocks

Wife drinking WHISKEY,
asked “Tum kaun ho?”
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Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
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Wife: Nasha har gum bhula deta hai…. “Bhaisaab”..!!:D

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Har mulakat par waqt ka takaza hua,
Jab jab use dekha dil ka dard taza hua,
Suni thi sirf gazal mein judai ki bate,
Ab khud par biti to haqiqat ka andza hua.

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Ban kar ehsas meri dhadkan ke paas rehte ho,
Tasvir ban kar meri ankhon ke paas Rehte ho,
Puchna hai bas ek sawal..
Humse dur hokar kya aap bhi Udaas rehte ho.

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A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for there anniversary
and then his wife didn’t speak to him for 6 months.

Was the neclace fake?
No. that was deal..!! :’D

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Kadmo ki duri se dilo ke fasle nahi badte,
Dur hone se dosti ka ahsas nahi marte,
Kuch kadmo ka fasla hi sahi hamre bech,
par koi pal nahi jab aapko hum yaad nahi karte.

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Kabhi noton ke liye mare,
Kabhi voton ke liye mare,
Kabhi jat-pat ke naam par mare,
Agar hote Vir Bhagat Singh to kehte “Yaar Sukhdev,
Hum bhi kin logon ke liye mare.

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Ye zamin ki fitrat hai ki har chiz ko sokh leti hai,

Warna

In aankho se girne wale aansuo ka ek alag Samundar hota…

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My Heart is like an open book,

It depends on how u read me,
dont judge me by my cover,
Look in discover I’ll be true friend forever..

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Kitna pyaar karte hum unse,
Kaash unhe bhi ye ehsas ho jaye,
Kahi aisa na ho ki woh hosh mein tab aaye
Jab hum KISI AUR ke ho jaye.

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Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua…
Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain..

(‘,’)/ Oh my God
<) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA
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