Showing posts with label comedy-sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy-sms. Show all posts

Friday, 21 March 2014

Rahul Gandhi, Soniya Gandhi and Manmohan Singh comedy jocks

Rahul Gandhi, Soniya Gandhi and Manmohan Singh comedy jocks

Rahul Gandhi: Mujhe desh ki bahut fikr hai, par main “Satyamev Jayte” nahin dekh paaunga! Aamir Khan: Kyun? Rahul Gandhi: Kyunki uss time “Chhota Bheem” aata hai.... Rahul Gandhi : Mom hum is desh ko kab tak lootenge?? . . Sonia : ‘JAB TAK HAI JAAN’ . ....

Tuesday, 7 January 2014

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi..... ======================================================================== santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar...

Sunday, 29 December 2013

Santa Banta

Santa Banta

Santa (Bete Banta se): Tumhare social studies me itne kam marks kyo aaye hai? Banta :Papa social studies me question tab ke the, jab main paida bhi nahin hua tha!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Santa: Yaar Ghajini movie mein Aamir ne itni solid body kaise banaye hogi? . . . ....
Comedy sms

Comedy sms

Boy: Xcuse MeGirl: Jee KahiyeBoy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf SeApko Happy Mother’s DAY…. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Girl: I Like Ur ‘Teeth’.Boy: Oh Really, Why?Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color.(_”)<||_/\ .. Hight of Insult ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Girl - ur name?boy- black lionG -r u joking?B - no, it means...

 

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