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Friday, 21 March 2014
Tuesday, 21 January 2014
Love Marriage or Arranged Marriage

What do you think...?...Which one is the best??.... a. Love Marriage b. Arranged Marriage c. Bothd. None...................Zara Gaur se Sochiyega...... More ...
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On 21:55
Tuesday, 7 January 2014
Santa Banta Jokes

Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi..... ======================================================================== santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar...
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On 05:53
Sunday, 29 December 2013
Santa Banta
Santa (Bete Banta se): Tumhare social studies me itne kam marks kyo aaye hai? Banta :Papa social studies me question tab ke the, jab main paida bhi nahin hua tha!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Santa: Yaar Ghajini movie mein Aamir ne itni solid body kaise banaye hogi? . . . ....
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On 21:46
Comedy sms

Boy: Xcuse MeGirl: Jee KahiyeBoy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf SeApko Happy Mother’s DAY…. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Girl: I Like Ur ‘Teeth’.Boy: Oh Really, Why?Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color.(_”)<||_/\ .. Hight of Insult ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Girl - ur name?boy- black lionG -r u joking?B - no, it means...
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On 21:41
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