Rahul Gandhi, Soniya Gandhi and Manmohan Singh comedy jocks

Rahul Gandhi: Mujhe desh ki bahut fikr hai, par main “Satyamev Jayte” nahin dekh paaunga!
Aamir Khan: Kyun?
Rahul Gandhi: Kyunki uss time “Chhota Bheem” aata hai....

Rahul Gandhi :
Mom hum is desh ko
kab tak lootenge??
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Sonia :
‘JAB TAK HAI JAAN’
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Rahul Gandhi :
Hamari help kaun
karega??
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Sonia
‘SON OF SARDAR’

Manmohan Singh Ek Bacche Ki Samjh Ki Pariksha Le Rahe The.

Manmohan: Agar Samundar Ke Bich Main apple Ka Pedh Ho to Apple Kaise Todoge?
Baccha: Mannu Uncle, Chidiya Bankar.
Manmohan: Aadmi Ko Chidiya Tum Banaoge?
Baccha: To Samundar Ke Bichh Main Apple Aap Ugayenge?

Sonia: Mannu Ji! Aapko Pata Hai, Jeene Ke Liye Oxygen Bahut Jaruri Hai. Ishki Khoj 1773 Main Hui Thi.
Mannu Ji: Sach Medam!! Accha Hua Mein Baad Main Paida Hua Warna To Main Mar Hi Jata

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Love Marriage or Arranged Marriage

What do you think...?...Which one is the best??....

a. Love Marriage
b. Arranged Marriage
c. Both
d. None...................Zara Gaur se Sochiyega......

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Santa Banta Jokes

Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.....

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santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar....

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SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do...

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Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena...

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Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya...

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Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
Santa : Par Janab
Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise...

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Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool" to
Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.'...

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Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai

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santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada?
doctor-konsa game khelteho?
santa-mobile mai snake wala

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santa=mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya
banta=fir kya kiya?
santa=maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.

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Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai
Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.

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Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.
Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai....

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santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao
banta:kyo?
santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai...

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Santa Banta

Santa (Bete Banta se): Tumhare social studies me itne kam marks kyo aaye hai?
Banta :Papa social studies me question tab ke the, jab main paida bhi nahin hua tha!!

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Santa: Yaar Ghajini movie mein Aamir ne itni solid body kaise banaye hogi?
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Banta – Arey jab wo gym se wapas aata tha to 15 minutes ke baad bhool jata tha aur phir wapas gym chala jata tha..

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Fighter pilot Santa, kamyabi ke baad apna Plane land karne pe bahut khush hua..
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Niche utarne pe ground staff ne usey turant welcome kiya aur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage..
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Santa (fakr se): Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 tank ko mara hai..
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Ground Staff: Wo sab to theek hai lekin sir ji apne1 galti kar di..
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Santa :Kaun si galti?
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Ground Staff: Bas aap isi khushi me Pakistan me hi land kar gaye hain!!

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Santa Singh was Reading Newspaper Headlines…
“Indian Athlete lost gold medal in long jump”
Santa Comments:
“Idiot, who told him to wear gold medal while jumping”

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Salesman: Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
Santa Bola:
“Ji Nahin, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!”
Salesman Fainted !!

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Sir: Define Energy ?
Santa Sardar: Sir poora nahin aata hai, thoda last ka pata hai, bas.
Sir: Thik hai, koi baat nahin, jitna aata hai utna bolo.
Santa: “and this is called Energy……”

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Ek baar Santa Singh ne ek MENDAK se puchha ki ‘Sardaro me dimag hota hai’?
Mendak bola: nahin, Aur paani mein kood gaya.
Santa Sardar pura din sochta raha isme SUICIDE karne wali kya baat thi ?

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Comedy sms

Boy: Xcuse Me
Girl: Jee Kahiye
Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother’s DAY….

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Girl: I Like Ur ‘Teeth’.
Boy: Oh Really, Why?
Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color.
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_/\ .. Hight of Insult

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Girl - ur name?
boy- black lion
G -r u joking?
B - no, it means kaalu singh.
and ur's
girl- Soft underwear
boy-r u joking?
girl-no it means komal chadda.

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Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?
Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.

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A Cockroach To A Young Guy:
"I Can Make Your Girlfriend Scream,
More Louder Than You Can...

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If Mallika Shehrawat plays Dropadi in Mahabharat..
Duryodhan will say... Dussashan, pehna do bhabhi
ko saari, hum bhi to dekhen yeh vastron mein kaisi lagti hai...

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Snta-Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H?
Bnta-Gane K Liye,
Snta-Aur Ye Bada Wala?
Bnta-Apna Gana Band Krne K Lie

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In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

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