Friday, 21 March 2014

Rahul Gandhi, Soniya Gandhi and Manmohan Singh comedy jocks


Rahul Gandhi: Mujhe desh ki bahut fikr hai, par main “Satyamev Jayte” nahin dekh paaunga!
Aamir Khan: Kyun?
Rahul Gandhi: Kyunki uss time “Chhota Bheem” aata hai....


Rahul Gandhi :
Mom hum is desh ko
kab tak lootenge??
.
.
Sonia :
‘JAB TAK HAI JAAN’
.
.

Rahul Gandhi :
Hamari help kaun
karega??
.
.
.

Sonia
‘SON OF SARDAR’


Rahul Gandhi, Soniya Gandhi and Manmohan Singh comedy jocks

Manmohan Singh Ek Bacche Ki Samjh Ki Pariksha Le Rahe The.

Manmohan: Agar Samundar Ke Bich Main apple Ka Pedh Ho to Apple Kaise Todoge?
Baccha: Mannu Uncle, Chidiya Bankar.
Manmohan: Aadmi Ko Chidiya Tum Banaoge?
Baccha: To Samundar Ke Bichh Main Apple Aap Ugayenge?


Sonia: Mannu Ji! Aapko Pata Hai, Jeene Ke Liye Oxygen Bahut Jaruri Hai. Ishki Khoj 1773 Main Hui Thi.
Mannu Ji: Sach Medam!! Accha Hua Mein Baad Main Paida Hua Warna To Main Mar Hi Jata

Tuesday, 25 February 2014

I Will be with U


Hum Gussa Un Par Hote Hai
Jin Pe Humein Yaqeen Hota Hai
Ke Wo Humein Mana Lenge..
.
.
Aur
.
.
.
Hum Manaate Use Hai
Jise Hum Kabhi Khona
Nahi Chahte... ♥♥♥


I Will be with U

True Lines..!!

Agar Koi Insaan Bepanaah
Mohabbat Kar Sakta
Hai,
Toh Nafrat Bhi Kar Sakta Hai.
.
.
Kyon Ki Jab Ek Khubsoorat
Sheesha Toot'ta Hai
.
.
Toh Ek Khatarnak
Hathiyaar Ban Jaata Hai..!!! ♥♥


"KHAREED" sakte unhe toh
Apni zindagi bech kar
bhi khareed lete...
.
.
Par kuch log
"KEEMAT" se nahi..
.
.
"KISMAT" se
mila karte hain..!!!♥♥



Jo aansu na hote aankho
mein,
To aankhein itni khoobsurat
na hoti,....
Jo dard na hota dil mein,
To khushi ki kimat pata na
hoti,.....
Jo bewafai na ki hoti waqt ne,
To wafa ki kabhi chahat na
hoti,....
Agar mangne se poori ho jati
muraadein,
To us Khuda ki kabhi jarurat
na hoti...!!!♥♥



Hath Padne Wale Ne Toh
Pershani Me Daal Diya
Mujhe...!!
.
.

.
.
Mere Haath Dekh Kar Bola
Tujhe Maut Nahi Kisi Ki Yaad
Maaregi.. !!!♥♥

Monday, 10 February 2014

Happy Promise Day 2014 SMS, Quotes, Messages



I must have been born under a lucky star,
to find a friend as nice as you are.
I will follow the rainbow to the end ,
if you promise to remain my friend !!


If At Any Time Life Is Like A Candle In The Wind,
Then I’ll Put My Hands Around You So That
All Burns Are Mine And All Light Is Yours.
It’s A Promise.

Happy Promise Day 2014 SMS, Quotes, Messages

Promise day is special promise to person,
means make promise controller or
promise driver of promise life because
all relationship depends on promise transaction.


Don’t Promise Me The Moon Or The Stars..
Just Promise Me..
You’ll Stay Under Them With Me..


I promise one day you’ll regret losing me
you’ll look back and say,
‘Dammn…dat guy really did love me.


I Want To Be The Greatest Of Me,
For This Is All I Can Do.
It Is My Wish That You Promise Me This,
You Be The Greatest Of You.
Happy Promise Day..


I want someone who promise me nothing
but
tries to give me everything.


Friends Are A Promise Made In The Heart..
Silent..Unwritten.. Unbreakable By Distance..
Unchangeable By Time.
It’s Lovely To Have U As One!
Happy Promise Day..


Love Makes Feel live





Girl: Do you Like Me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me Now?
Boy: No
Girl: I'm I pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do I ever crossed ur Mind??
Boy: No
Girl: would you do anything for me?
Boy No.
Girl: Would you cry if I leave you?
Boy: No


*The girl was hurt and she started
running away as she cried in sorrow*

the Boy went running after Her,
grabbed her arm, pulled her Kissed her
forehead and Asked her: why are you Running?
I don't like you, I love you,
I don't want you now, I need you
forever,
you're not pretty but ur beautiful,
you don't cross my mind, but ur always on My mind,
i won't do anything for you but i'll do
everything for you.
And I won'tcry if you leave me but i
would die.. ..


Friday, 31 January 2014

Valentine Day SMS 2014

VALENTINE DAY


I am not happy person because of my love,
I am happy person coz I’m in love with you &
You are my Valentine!!!!


Colours may fade, the sun may not shine,
the moon may not be bright, heart-beats may stop,
lives may pass but our friendship,
I will treasure 'till the day my heart stops....


Have I told you recently
that I love you
well, jst in case I didn't
2day I want to say it
0ver and over, and over again
I love you on this Valentine’s Day.


"Ur frndship is the most beautiful aspect of my life.
Remain frnds forever.
Wish you happy Valentine’s Day."


What shall we do this Valentine's Day?
Get dressed up and go out,
Or get undressed and stay in?

VALENTINE MESSAGES FOR FRIENDS


The ,-# -.- #-.
Heart # "#" #
of "#. . #"
a Friend "#"
knows No Boundaries,
No Limits,
just endless Love and Care!
"Have a Great Day..."


Evry second God remembers you,
Evry minute God bless you,
Evry hour God cares for you because...
Evry day I pray God to take care of U.
Happy Valentines Day.


Your look made my hour,
Your smile made my day,
Your laugh made my month,
Your touch made my year,
& Your friendship made my life.


VALENTINE MESSAGES FOR WIFE


24 hours make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year
& knowing a person like you makes my life lovely.
Happy Valentine's Day....


I Love Three Things,
I Love Three Things,
The Sun, The Moon, And You,
The Sun 4 A Day,
The Moon 4 Night,
And U 4 Ever.
B/C I Love U 4 Ever...


Enter PIN code...
Enter PIN code... L.
Enter PIN code ...LO.
Enter PIN code...LOV.
Enter PIN Code LOVE...
Wait...
PIN Accepted...
Welcome.
; ^ U ^; to my *HeArT*


I love the y.
I love the o.
I love the u.
Put them together
And I love you.


VALENTINE SMS FOR GIRLFRIEND


Life is for living,
I live for you Dreams are for dreaming,
I dream for you Hearts are for beating, mine beats for you Angels are for keeping.
Can I keep you?
Sweet Valentine's day to u....


What do you gift a Valentine who is so cute,
hot, sexy, loving, caring and gentle?
Nothing but lots of hugs and kisses.
Happy Valentine's Day!!!!


m on a mission:
Mission to avoid u,
To forget u,
to get rid of u,
To not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
In short.... MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!
Happy Valentine's Day!


1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to love u.
but now that i love u i’m scared 2 lose u!


I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers,
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean,
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!



Thursday, 30 January 2014

Latest Valentines messages


Valentine’s Day ki Date sheet aa gyi hai, Taiyari shuru kar do..
07 Feb- Rose Day
08 Feb- Propose Day
09 Feb- Chocolate Day
10 Feb- Teddy Day
11 Feb- Promise Day
12 Feb- Hug Day
13 Feb- Kiss Day
14 Feb- Valentine Day
15 Feb- POCKET KHALI DAY


Love is deep & beautiful feeling of the heart..
Love gives sparkling glow to the face,
Love like dream come true..
Happy Valentines Day.....


You are the most wonderful man I have ever met.
You light up my life and I am always complete
and happy when I am by your side I will love you forever.
You put a smile in my heart......


Valentines Day is a day of love,
so mum, I want to say that no-one gives more love than you,
You brighten everyday.
You deserve my undying love,
You earned it from the start.
So on Valentines Day I give to you.
A very special place in my heart!!!!!!


I love you.
You complete my heart, my soul and my life.
I will always love you, come what may.
You are the joy in my laughter and oxygen in every breath.
Dont ever forget me......


Dont leave me alone.
I know I was wrong but Im sorry for that.
Please come back to me.
I love you from the core of my heart.....



 

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